Poor you! You didn't make it to the second movie, which is really too bad, considering that you were one of the only female characters of interest in the first. But, on the other hand, we can pretend that it means you got a ship of your own and sailed off to make a rather considerably safer fortune than you would have made if you'd stuck around Jack Sparrow and his band of misfits. With your straightforward, no-nonsense nature, and the clear satisfaction you get from slapping Jack Sparrow around and leaving him in a lurch whenever you can, you're bound to make your mark as a Captain.
Which Pirates of The Caribbean Character Are You?
Find out at Shiver My Timber-- A Pirate RPG
Maybe its the pirate costume but this is really funny to me today. Remind me to take pictures of that...