Really, mun. If I were you, I wouldn't even bother. We both know that you're having a hard enough time there as it is. Sending me there would just mean you dropping that other girl. Besides, you'd probably end up being a jerk and apping me as "Serena" instead of Sonoko, wouldn't you?

And what about canon review? You can't just, like, expect to still have my "voice," as you put it, after not playing me for six months. And I know how boring re-watching mystery shows is. You always expect to be something good, and then you realize you know who the killer is. It's lame.

There aren't enough men there for me, anyways. Let's just stick with shopping for now, okay?

OI OI THE ONE PLAYING ME. YA THINK YOU CAN HANDLE A BIG MAN LIKE ME?!

After watching my great talent and reading through 'em, you now made me a journal?

KYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I CAN'T BLAME YA THERE. I'M AWESOME!

Make sure you enter me in a place where they would see that I, Black☆Star, is a strong force to be reckon' with!! AND MAKE SURE THAT NO SMALL FRY GRABS MORE ATTENTION THAN I AM!

OH YEAH, LISTEN UP, I KNOW YOU'RE NOT GUNNA MAKE ME HOMELESS FOREVER SO DAMMIT FIND ME A HOME NOW. NOW NOW NOW NOW! Somewhere with Tsubaki or Soul or the others! 'CAUSE IT'S FUN WITH 'EM AROUND, YAHOOOOOO!

And uhhh... one question...

WHY ARE THE ICONS ONLY FIFTEEEN? FIFTEEN? ONLY FIFTEEN ICON SPACES WON'T SHOW ALL OF MY AWESOME EXPRESSIONS! STEP. IT. UP.

Black☆Star~

Thanks to the anonymous minion who sent in this Sue!

TITLE: Sup Dude
PERPETRATOR: Bloodyrose Uchiha
SUE-O-METER: (awful)

FULL NAME: Scarlet Uchiha. That surname looks familiar, eh Suethor?
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: long and black
EYES: "her eyes change from green to black often and she has naturally dark eyes so she doesn’t need makeup"
MARKINGS:
POSSESSIONS: a "BFF" named Kaya, a "flying skateboard", a "Aluminum beaters bat for Quittage", a cell phone that plays "Girl by beck", "black skinny jeans and bright green tank top", a "pet cobra" named Kitty, a wand: "redwood, 13 ½ in., sea serpent scale core".

ORIGIN: She is a "California surfer chick" who is attending Hogwarts as a "American Ministry of Magic Ambassador".
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: She will probably be sorted into Gryffindor. She will meet the Marauders and is going to be paired with Sirius.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: She is a "deadly cool troublemaker".

NOTES: Prankster? Check. American? Check. Modern technology and clothing? Check. Modern Popular Culture References? Check. Minions, we have a Sue!

( Excuse me, I have to go claw my eyes now. It will be much less aggravating that reading this Sue. )

Long time lurker, etc. Using a sock because I don't want to hurt anyone if they might stumble upon this. I just need to get this off my chest.

Dear fellow rper

I love you dearly, but you're getting a bit annoying. When you post, it always seems like you didn't even read the other posts! I always have to point everything out to you! 'You forgot to respond to character A' 'he can't be out because it's day and he's a vampire' 'she can't be tanning because it's raining' 'everybody went INSIDE, they are not in the garden' or 'they are inside, they are talking to your character!'

I honestly don't mind if it happens once in a while, but it happens EVERY TIME.

Love, me.

Miss Mun,

I had a lot of fun at Hypnos High. It's quite the most abnormal half a year I've ever had in school, but it was fun. It's rather unfortunate that it closed down, but I'm okay, I guess.

...Now that I'm homeless, could you perchance remake my icon set?

And. Please. Please. Don't send me to dgrayislands, please. Clown's there, and I really don't want to be killed. He does enough threatening at me in your head. You need to stop doting on him and watch out for the rest of us, mun.

Love,
Allen Walker

Dear Mun,

I'm thrilled you may have found a place for me. One where I'm free to go where I please, where I'm not kept from my friends, where I can meet new people without being stuck in a castle with them.

However...is it really necessary to have me post from a prison cell? ...What do you mean, "it's fitting"?

Vaguely disgruntled,

The Doctor (Fifth)

PS: I really would like a fun prompt on occasion. Everything you write for me is so melancholy. I've had good times, too.

Dear Mundane.

The implication that you make that I am a "pot-head" annoys me. That was the early 70s and once. My Inner Eye comes from a long tradition of renowned Seers, including the great Cassandra. My visions are not some sort of after-effect of smoking hash once. I swear to you it was once.

And I have more important matters to attend to, such as teaching. This is my first year at Hogwarts and I do not wish to be sacked before I can complete it.

Yours,

Professor Sybill Trelawney

Fandom: BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
Pairing: gen, though there's hints of Felix/Eight, Dee/Billy and Boomer/Cavil
Length: three mid-sized parts
Author on LJ: falafel_musings
Author Website: her LJ has a sidebar with fic listings (bsg fic tag)
Why this must be read: Three minor characters (Dee, Felix and Boomer) are each given a moment to explain their actions while in conversations with the dead. What a fitting way for this to happen for a show that has canon head!characters. It's tightly-written and painful.

Where Bullets Can No Longer Wound Us

Happy birthday, almosee.

Okay, listen up.  I'm pretty goddamn sure you've got my voice down, even if I don't even know where we're going or what the hell we're doing.  You've watched the show twice, first and second seasons.  You gotta pick a damn place to pull me from, though, and honestly?  You're not even sure there's canonmates out there.  I got cases to fucking get to, okay?  Y'know, dead people. You got me over here wailing away at a punching bag and I don't even know if there's a Danny, Joe, Jake or what-have-you out there.

And, if it's not to much to ask, can I get normal icons?

Seriously.

Gimme a beer and some pizza while you're fiddling around with nothing, would you?

Later,
Pez

Former President James Earle Carter (Reagan's predecessor), who went from a not-very-successful president (in part because plenty of people fought his liberal agenda tooth and nail) to an absolutely brilliant ex-president and global statesman, has announced his departure from the Southern Baptist Convention (one of the largest, if not the largest, Protestant denominations in the U.S.).

It's his reasoning that has me wanting to rub my butt on the carpet with sheer happiness. The Southern Baptist Convention's brightest star and most famous member has left because of the way that church's interpretations of religious texts places women in inferior positions and justify human rights abuses.

In part this comes as a result of his membership in The Elders, a group of world leaders including Nelson Mandela, Aung San Suu Kyi, Kofi Anan, and Desmond Tutu, who are dealing in human rights issues worldwide. The first one they list is the treatment of women and girls. In this, Carter is putting his money where his mouth is by resigning from the church where he has been a leading figure for over sixty years. He says the problems of subjugating women to men are not just those of the Southern Baptists--like the other Elders, he says they are a problem with religions worldwide--but he has matched ideas to action here.

Wow.

P.S. If you follow the first link to the article about Carter's departure, you'll also see a sidebar: Obama's administration has filed a legal brief reversing a Bush policy that forbade battered women from seeking asylum in the U.S.

Obviously the 17th was a very good day for attention to the rights of women.

You want to play me? That sounds like fun!★

But I can tell you're kind of embarrassed, too. ♥

I don't know about a "Love Hotel" but it sure sounds friendly! The world needs a little more ★LOVE★ you know?

I'm no Yomako-sensei, but I can be if I feel like it!

Mun.

Look, I'm glad to be out, but I doubt you're going to find a home for me. OC's are dead in the water on LJ these days, and even if you did the odds of me finding a pack are pretty slim. I'm not a social butterfly but even I don't want to be running alone.

Might have better luck leaning on the DM to run games again, but I doubt that too.

-Drayfuss "Tells-the-truth-Sideways" Hanford, Shadow Lord Philodox

I know you're excited that Pokemon Sunday is incidentially airing the Me versus Groudon episodes right after you put me into a game and you're seeing them for the first time ever yet you can't even understand most of what's being said, but it's really no reason to refer to me as "Kyogre-chan" over and over just because some Aqua quipped it during the episode.

And those tags on my post that you left hanging for a few days... just get around to them. Being occupied with making a little extra pocket change and resting is one thing, but clearly if you have the time to make ridiculous picture edits in Photoshop then you have plenty of time to respond to a few comments.

-- Kyogre-chan

P.S. Stop it!

Lady Mun,

it is very kind of you that you have finished almost all of my application already, but please think this through carefully. Would it not be best if you would focus more on my original canon prior to submission? I am also anxious to find a place to stay, but it will not do to be accepted, and then be unable to stay due to a misunderstanding on both of our parts.

Let us simply slow down, and move one step at a time.

And are you certain that it is wise to give me experience in piloting? I understand that you are attempting to make a very vague reference towards my friendship with Mustadio, however...


Edit:  ...You have already sent it in, you say? I can only hope that this will bear good news.

While watching Gilmore Girls on ABC Family yesterday a commercial for a new TV movie called Labor Pains.

From what I could tell it was about a girl (played by Lindsay Lohan) that was having money problems and was working a dead end job. She was worried that if she loses the said job she'll have no way of supporting herself. So when the boss tells her she's fired to save her job she tells him she's pregnant when she's really not. It goes on to show that she continues the lie about being pregnant. She fakes the belly, has a baby shower and is seen getting gifts. It also show the  main character's friend/sister  telling her to come clean about her lie but the main character doesn't want to because "she's a better person pregnant".

I'm going to try watching this like the plague but I'll likely end up watching it if only to see how long I  can go without wanting to throw something at the TV.

Sorry for the delay, folks. Been dealing with some pretty heavy health issues, and this just sorta fell by the wayside! I'll be bringing in some pretty awesome fics shortly to make up for it!

Fandom: BANDOM
Pairing: Bob Bryar/Gerard Way (some Gerard/Brian, past Bob/Frank)
Length: approx 7k
Author on LJ: Jen, aka mwestbelle
Author Website: Jen's masterlist
Why this must be read: There's some pretty hardcore issues going on in this one. Gerard is Brian's pet, but Brian must go out on tour, so he gets Bob to take over (this happens in the first three paragraphs of the story; i don't feel I'm spoiling it for you). Bob's got his own issues with taking care of a pet to the level of Gerard, so he tries to let Gerard be his own pereson.

This is not a pretty story in the sense that it's sweet and fluffy version of D/S. It's a shorter story, but it touches on some pretty serious issues for Gerard, and how Bob deals with the whole situation.

Plus, the sex is hot. ;)

( An Exerpt )

Framed to Bend

( You are about to view content that may not be appropriate for minors. )

So after months of leaving me in limbo, you finally got off your ass and submitted my app. Good to know you can still move when the devil commands, and I gotta hand it to you for completing a halfway decent app in such a short amount of time!

If this doesn't work out, though, please, for the love of heaven, don't subject me to any torment? I've been through enough, and I don't need any more.

Love

Atem

PS. Do something about that psycho lioness, before I hand her her innards on a silver platter. If she shits in my bedding one more time ...

Stop laughing.
It's not funny, mun.

He's my friend, I don't care if he's AU or not, he's still my friend! It's not funny that he wants me dead! Stop laughing.

And could you finish that log? I don't like being left hanging like this.

Ephemeral,

Well, isn't this an unexpected twist? Limitations or no, I could not see myself being accepted, and yet here it has happened. Well done, now take care to abide by the limitations that are to be imposed upon me.

You are also planning to use my presence to toy around with the girl a bit, are you not? I see hastened efforts on her part to return to her home, should you choose to do so.

Simply amused,
Holly Larensa

Fandom: BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
Pairing: Gen
Length: 2,530 words
Author on LJ: lillianmorgan
Author Website: her fic lj, lm_fabella
Why this must be read: In this fic, Faith comes to visit Buffy in Rome. As always with them, things are more complicated than they sound. I really love the way Lillian writes Faith here, and the way she shows the relationship between them to be fraught with friction of all kinds; Buffy and Faith simply seem to wake up around each other. The dialogue and subtly layered emotional dynamics are simply exquisite, and I can easily see this as a natural continuation of canon.

( read an excerpt )

A More Excellent Sacrifice

Now now, stress and worrying about your App isn't going to make the week go by faster. I'm just as nervous as you but I'm sure you did the best.

Should you be told to redo things, it'll just be a learning experience and a chance to better understand me, hm?~ I am a delight to get to know~

Nevertheless, chin up and just keep smiling~

YOU'RE DOING WHAT?!

Listen up, "mundane." You can't keep me locked up in Hunter's body like that for a few weeks! YOU CAN'T. Stop messing around and let us have that shell body! We're too weak as just Hunter and you KNOW it.

Also, why the Pit should I follow some greenhorn of a Prime? I bet he's not even HALF my age. And dammit, tell Hunter to stop being such a nerd. He's only met one video game character and he's already acting like an idiot!

The Best Damn Bot You Got,
Sunstreaker


PS: STARSCREAM'S ON THE LIST.

... Why.

You've only played my game for an hour. Wait until the remake in September.

You're being so stupid, mun. You did the same thing with your other muse there. Just get my chip thingy out and tag me around some more. Don't drop me just because of...ugh. This is making my head spin.

Just do more stuff with me. You'll turn out fine, you'll see. Just give me a few weeks before you stuff me back in the headspace, alright?

...and go to bed. Do you have any idea what time it is?!

Purple,

YOU HAVEN'T POSTED WITH ME FOR WEEKS! You can't just give up! Come on, mun, you signed me up to fly and then you never posted! It's like I'm just a pinprick in your roleplaying! WHERE IS YOUR SPIRIT? YOUR PASSION?

...

No, you can't just take me out of your party!! You cannot take me away from the Kindred Spirits (dun dun DAAAH!) amongst the stars!

(dun dun DAAAH!) Shuto dan, Red Spirit and the Sultan of Slam

...Thank you for allowing me to be honest with them.

It was difficult, but...you are right. They did have a right to know.

Though...if I may be so bold as to ask, was it truly necessary to research my injuries in medical journals, so as to get the 'timing' correct? It is fine...I am certain that no one will be upset if you misplace a certain healing period for an injury. You worry much, milady.

Yeah, Mun?

Okay, what is up with you wanting to have me date every available guy in my age range?

Oh, I get it. 'Having ex-boyfriends is canon'. Seriously? Come on...!

Oh, and another thing- I do not eat that often, alright. There are plenty of other things for me to think about. Especially since I still don't have a job.

Jeez is that what time it is? Yeah- You're not even thinking straight.

Go to bed, Mun!

-Liz Lemon

...do you want me to starve or something? I don't know if you've noticed, but there aren't any chefs in this "headspace" of yours.

Go find me a game. One with Watanuki.

Madam Mundane.

Congratulations for making it in time, despite the fact that we were behind the schedule we had planned before. You even find a young Master for one of the places and you seem to be looking for another.  How interesting your obsession for myself can go.

Despite that fact, you still need to finish the manga. I will not listen any excuses this time, milady. I dislke to repeat myself.

As another note, you must be sleeping right now. This behavior of yours is starting to be bothersome, madam. It's not correct for a lady like yourself not sleep enough, so please, stop this reckless act.

I suggest you stop worrying about "my voice". This not getting to nowhere. You humans can be so troublesome sometimes.

Sincerely,
Sebastian Michaelis, butler of the Phantomhive estate.

Y'know. There's this thing about activity. It doesn't just happen, you need to actually do stuff first.

You should look into that, I'm getting bored.

Yo, Goku here!

Eh? Something really exciting happened!? A new acquisition has been announced! Your wish is finally granted by the seven Dragon Boxes!! Huh... Shouldn't that be Dragon Balls? All 291 episodes in fullscreen, now with the addition of the original Japanese next episode previews for the very first time!? Shelling out large amounts of cash for the same show all over again... A new heated battle against the wallet begins!

Next time, on Dragon Ball Z:

FUNimation Releases the Dragon Box!! Goku's Mun Poorly Imitates a Next Episode Preview!?

After all these years, the saga draws to a close!

Mundane,

While I am glad you have decided to to try to apply to play me in your game, I wonder if you should finish my canon yourself, rather than watching the final battle online.  I know you plan to complete it in the near future, and have seen it all the way through, but are you certain you are really ready?  Are you certain you can do this?  Minato-san's player is relying on you to play me well.  It has been a long time since he has seen me, and his player says that the previous me in your game was wonderful.  I know you do not want to disappoint anyone, but if you do not intend to keep me, then, please, do not put my friends through this!

...

... If you are sure.

Thank you, Mundane, for allowing me to return to him,
Aigis

Damn you're an idiot.

Before you start bitching at how long my "background" is, you better finish playing my game first. Again.

Hey Mun (or whatever,)

You're kidding right?  You dropped the doctor and picked me up?  The guy you called an idiot for 14 volumes? 

Yeah, I guess I'm less complicated than him but pick someone and stick with them alright?  Before you run through the entire cast,  Besides, our series is kind of obscure anyway, so it doesn't matter who you play in the end if you're not in a game.

... that was not an invitation to play Kagurazaka.  Don't you dare drop me on the same day you made my account.  (Why the hell are you so fickle...?)


Sano Izumi.

...H-hey!! Are you listening to me?? I'M TALKING TO YOU, MISS PUPPET MASTER!! It wouldn't surprise me if you didn't listen... not many people do!!

But, can you just take a minute out of your busy schedule to hear me out? Please?

Listen, we've got it pretty good! I mean, granted, you did shove me back into that hellhole... I really don't get why you like torturing me so much! We've got Ichigo and Minato and everyone else! Don't you think that's good enough??

I mean, I know you think it is, but...

Why do you keep bringing Renji up? He's gone. He's not gonna come back. I mean... don't get me wrong, I'd love it if he'd come back... I do miss the stupid asshole, you know! But, it's been over a year. We're not gonna get him back. Or any other variation of him, either... which is just weird to think about...

So, can you please just let go? I know it's hard.

...

And I don't think that post to the wanted character.. thing... is gonna help this "letting go" stuff, either. So, maybe that wasn't a good idea.


Damnit. You're still not listening!

Dear Mun,

Cloud is coming.

I'm HAPPY with that. I'm very happy with that, to have one of my close friends. Even if Reno and I are on cordial terms in my world, it's nice to have someone who was part of my Promised Land.

So, please? Stop thinking about how nice it would be to have a Zack.

I don't want to lose my good mood at being able to see Cloud.

Sincerely,
Aerith Gainsborough

So Mun,

The game that you originally created me for now has a slot open for me. Are you going to go through with it? I've heard you will if "our" Soul and "our" Black☆Star agreed to join as well. I know the three of you have been itching to play with each other and this would be a good opportunity. But you want to discuss it with them right? That's good thinking (for once). But then, there are some problems with you joining. Like the possibility of losing the internet next week(which will be pretty pointless if you have no access) and you already have me in another game. I'm concerned if you could even keep up with two huge games. It'll be a lot of work, you know.


Please think this over very carefully,

-Maka Albarn.

P.S. YOU NEED TO PAY ATTENTION TO THE TIME! IT'S 4:40AM. GO TO BED!

You know... I'm surprised it's taken you this long to let me post something here. Anyways...

Oi, mun.

You know, I think it's time I had a break. I mean, look what happened last week! You tried to get that friend of yours to app Etna and look what you got me! I mean, I'm not exactly complaining or anything here cause, well, you know... But STILL, dammit! Do you know how much grief this is going to end up putting me through?!

I mean, it's not like you haven't done that before, or anything. Geez...

Yeah, yeah, I know you wish you could rewrite a lot of that old stuff. I wish you could rewrite it, but that's not happening, is it? Tch!

But oi, I'm serious here. I deserve a break from being screwed with and that goes for everyone I know too, while we're at it! Pick on some of those other muses in your stupid head for a change!

You got that?

Hmph, I swear, if I had a way to kick your ass...

Lady Mun, I do not approve of this.

Kidnapped? What on Earth were you thinking? I only just arrived, and already you're making life difficult for me.

... Please cease your laughing. This situation is not humorous in the least.

- Servant Shannon

VOOOOIIIIIIII, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T WRITE A PARAGRAPH OF PERSONALITY!? ARE YOU STUPID? I HAVE AN UNFATHOMABLE AMOUNT OF CHARACTER DEPTH!!

I don't quite know what's going on in here; your head is kind of really crowded as it is -- are you sure you can fit me into this mess?

Dear players and admin on my MUD:

Wanna know why no one cares about your character that's off a different gender than you, the players? I'll tell you.

( Telling them )Grow up, meet some people with personality, learn to emulate them (in game and out), go to some sex-themed MUD for your sexy-times and then you can play your special snowflake.

Except, I hope, you won't want to after that.

Listen, I'm flattered and all, but I've got more important things to do than hanging around your headspace. I know, I know... It's been a while since you've read the books. In case you've forgot - there's a war to finish in my world.

No. Don't tell me it's going to be fine! Up until now, nothing's ever been bloody fine in my entire life span and I'm 16 years old! I have to do this. Ron, Hermione and I... we have to do this.

For Dumbledore.

So, let it go, okay? Just... let it go.

Sincerely,
Harry Potter

Dear Crappy Admin:

We've been playing together for about three years on different sites. You've been the admin on each of them and lately I've noticed a pattern. Your sites are very repetitive. They all have the same plot, the same exact forums, and the same style artwork. This in and of itself does not make you a bad admin.

What makes you a bad admin is that you abandon sites if they don't have 50 members by the end of the first week. What makes you a bad admin is that you abandon sites without ever telling the other members of your staff. That you talk behind the backs of your admin team.

You're a good role player (minus the fact that all of your characters are nearly carbon copies of one another -- brooding boys who end up in love and suddenly not so broody), but stick with sites dude. I don't understand why you have a following. I only go to your sites because the week you stick with them, they're active. But I already see another site dying.

This time, when I say this, I mean it. That was the last site of yours I'm joining. Even if all my friends are there and I'm going through withdraws, I won't be joining anymore. You're immature and fickle, and that's not the traits I look for in an admin.

Love,
Me.

((I've been wanting to get that off my chest for a very long time.))

A costume party? 'At's probably one o' the best ideas ya've had in a while, Mun-san.

But 'm curious. How come ya want Gin-kun an' I ta dress up as these two?

Love fo' now,

Ichimaru Ginko

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